I'm so grateful to Laurie Eno at The Daily Corgi for asking me to be a guest on her blog today. If you haven't seen it yet, you should go over there. I did an interview and I might have said something you didn't know already.
Anyway, the urgent point of this post is to let you know that all this extra publicity might have created two hairy monsters, who I'm afraid have doubts about whether their own poop stinks. This is how they behaved when I told them about their guest appearance on TDC:
|Did you just say "fetch the rope"? I'm taking that as a yes.|
|You're so boring, you're making my eye twitch.|
|I'm going to scream and then hold my breath until you throw my rope!|
|Yeah, I stole it from him because I'm bigger than Justin Bieber.|
What have I done?