Once upon a time, in a land not far enough away...
There lived a fair princess, more delicate than a petunia petal.
|Behold; I am delicate.|
But there were members of the royal staff who were skeptical of the princess' royal heritage, and plotted to put her to the test.
|Lord of the Bedchamber: That's no lady.|
Deputy Clerk of the Closet: Yeah, she's about as royal as Burger King.
And that night, secretly, before the princess finished brushing her teeth with a fish flavored kitty Greenie, the two dubious staffers conned a commoner into sticking a piece of kibble under the princess' mattress (a huge pile of towels).
|Not a rodent turd.|
If the princess was truly royalty, her delicate skin would detect the bump under her towel-mattress and she would not be able to sleep.
|What are dogs doing in my bedchamber?|
|Who are you calling a dog, cat face? You'll address me as Lord. And he's the Deputy.|
But the Deputy had become fixed on something...
|It's calling my name.|
|It's coming from in here!|
|Mmmm, tasted like chicken!|
Unfortunately for the staff, the princess later got wind of their hair-brained scheme and had them demoted to Court jesters.
The inspiration for this hair-brained blog post?
Right here. Pure Sesame Street brilliance from my youth. ;)
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Have a great weekend, everybody!