|Not the actual buns; however, the convo was real!|
To which you replied (after determining that the cat was behaving normally), "Say wha'???" (while thinking to yourself that if he expects me to go to the store right now and buy him some more buns, he's smokin', well, you know, because he knows how to drive a car!).
However, luckily for him, he was only calling to ask whether he should still feed the cat his dinner. (huh??)
But instead of the other shelter volunteer (to whom you are speaking and working alongside) looking at you with a furrowed brow and politely muttering "okaaayy" (as if it were a question - because she was stupefied) and changing the subject, she giggles and chimes in, "Oh my gosh! I thought my cat was the only cat who likes to eat bread! We had to put baby latches on all our kitchen cabinet doors because she opens them and drags all of it out!"
And, for the record, this conversation could have easily been about dogs.
So what are you waiting for, friends?! Find a shelter and go volunteer! :-)