Don't be gullible!
Neuter (or spay) your cat (or dog)!*
(before he puts his balls on someone)
(because he WILL put his balls on someone)
*This PSA (public service announcement) has been provided for those who have happened here through Google (or its competitors), using keywords, such as: "does my cat/dog need his balls?" "will my cat/dog miss his balls?" "will my cat/dog put his balls on a girl, even if he promises not to?"
For everyone else: It's true. Bertie is losing his balls...on November 14, at the Richmond SPCA's Clinic for Compassionate Care. I am able to use the low-cost ($30 to neuter a cat, among other things) services of this life-saving, full-service veterinary clinic as a benefit of adopting Maddox from the RSPCA. So not only will Maddox receive affordable care (for the rest of his life), but all other pets (including rescued strays) in my house are eligible for care, too. YEE HAW! Amen.
And so, because I refuse to let Bertie go anywhere (but the vet's office) until he loses his balls (and gets all his shots, wormings, etc.), he will happily dwell here (at least) another month. As for my future adoption plans for him, in the wise words of Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the Wind,
"I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow." :-)
By the way, this is what Jon Farleigh and Dewi think about Bertie's empty promises:
|You seein' this?|
|Yeah, I see it.|