Thursday, November 29, 2012

Strangers in the Night - A Parody/PSA

*Bonus canine commentary included (after the song)!

So this is me, interpreting Eva, interpreting her feelings for Maddox**...in a song. Some of you might recognize the tune. (Sorry, Frank, wherever you are. Ahem.)

Strangers in the Night




Strangers in the night, exchanging glances
Dancing 'round a fight, what were the chances
We'd be sharing grub before the night was through?

Something in your scent got me frustrated 
Even though I'm spayed...and you're castrated 
Something in my mind told me I must have you!

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Strangers in the night
Two altered felines, we were strangers in the night
Up to the moment when we sniffed our first butthole, little did we know
We'd be sharing grub today, a late-night feed-your-face soiree.

And...

Ever since that night you ditched the shelter,
Your allure I will requite, sharing grub forever
It turned out so right for strangers in the night!



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On behalf of Eva and Maddox (and all grub-eating past, present and future homeless/shelter pets),
The Chronicles of Cardigan would like to issue a public service announcement:

Pets should share grub and glances, not "love" and warm embracing "dances."
(Even the old crusty ones will dance, if given the chance!)

Get your (googly-eyed) critter(s) spayed or neutered!

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Bonus canine commentary:

Did you know that with herding dogs, counting sheep has the opposite effect than with humans?

Please tell me you didn't use the word "grub" in public.

Aren't they special? ;-)


**Eva follows Maddox around like a lovesick groupie. He, from the very first night, politely allows it. He also waits patiently for her to eat first. How could I not help her write her song, people?!

10 comments:

  1. How sweet and love the song. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. Happy Friday! Love seeing the kitty cats & you KNOW I always love seeing pix of Dewi and Jon Farleigh. You seriously should get a gig doing stand up comedy. Sales of DEPENDS would soar. I have a funny video to send you on your FB page.

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  3. Man Have I missed you and your quirky sense of humor any chance you could visit with me about cardigan tails?

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  4. Love the new lyrics! Too funny. And a valuable PSA to boot!

    It's a PSA PSA - a public service announcement on pets' sexual activity.

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  5. Excellent again! I feel like a broken record. Is Eve now part of the family??

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