"Then you better hurry up and CYA (cover your @ss)!"
(Note: The Chronicles of Cardigan does not endorse making prank calls. It's just wrong. ;)
While an unsuspecting human was "resting" on the toilet, thinking deep thoughts (like about all the Reese's cups she/he can't wait to lift from her/his kids' Halloween candy, for example), she/he suddenly becomes aware of a loud purring in the seemingly barren bathroom.
|Barren Bathroom (human on toilet removed)|
"WHAT THE FUDGE?!" wondered the human.
Then, after straining to bend over far enough (without becoming dethroned) to check the crack under the door (and briefly pondering lifting one butt cheek for a quick backward glance), it was determined that the purring was coming from the toilet paper storage receptacle on the floor.
And thus, Bertie's secret zen place was no longer a secret.
~ The End ~
Editor's Note: I thought about doing a more solemn post today, considering the impacts being felt by Hurricane/Superstorm Sandy, but then I thought a cheap laugh (at my expense) might be more appreciated. ;-) Obviously (and thankfully), my family was spared the brunt of the storm, but for those who were not, my thoughts and prayers are with you.