...The corgis were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of PLUMP roasted turkeys danced in their heads...
...And I in my 'kerchief (whatever that is), and with a firm finger snap, will rouse Dewi awake so he can go take a crap.
For crying out loud, this is REAL LIFE, people! Snap out of your turkey fogs!
(Incidentally, if you need me, I'll be hiding behind a rock, down by the river and through the woods, where the Internet can't find me.) ;-)
Tune in next Wednesday when I rhyme "hump" with...???
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