Thursday, December 19, 2013

Tacky Cardigan With Words on It: Jon Farleigh Licked My Brain

Or maybe it was my retina (via my nostril). [pause for gagging] Nevertheless, that's what I get for lying flat on my back to get these pictures of yours truly...as a half-attempt to participate in the "Meet the Bloggers" hop that's been sweeping through dog blog land this week. (You know, in case you've been wondering whether I'm a troll, writing this blog from under a bridge. :)


Clearly - as you can see there - I don't live under a bridge at all. :D 

OK, so if I was more than half-participating, I'd answer a handful of pre-decided questions about myself, too - like my favorite book, movie, food, actor, extracurricular activities and whether or not I'm happy with the way I turned out in life (in not so many words). ;) BUT. I'm only half-participating, so I'm just gonna answer these THREE questions that I made up myself:

1. If you had to transform into a fruit or vegetable, what would you choose to be?
A strawberry, because they wear their seeds on the outside. 

2. If you could choose one other breed of animal to have as a pet (hypothetically, of course), what would it be?
A cow, and I would call her Sugar Plum, milk her and churn my own butter.

3. What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
Wet my pants in public from laughing too hard. Most notably, on a family vacation in a Friendly's restaurant full of older couples eating in silence. Someone* farted like a trumpet off a vinyl booth seat and I laughed so hard I peed a warm, yellow river all over myself. I cried a lot of silent (from oxygen deprivation), ugly (drool-laden) tears, too. But the worst was having to do the shimmy of shame to get out the front door. Stupid vinyl seats. ;)

Anything else you all want to know? hehe

P.S. Just because I half do things, doesn't mean the rest of the world should, so if you're intrigued, or simply want to "meet" some other very cool pet bloggers, check out the hop at Go Pet Friendly.com's blog, Take Paws!


If you'd like me to consider your pet(s) photo for a tacky cardigan, just post it to the Facebook page!






*Someone = me

14 comments:

  1. OMD number 3 made us spit tea all over the keyboard. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. LOL! Leave it to you to come up with a unique way of doing meet the blogger! That collage was great! Love how your brain thinks (or doesn't ;-) )

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  3. Love your twist on Meet the Blogger! And your advice for taking good selfies is spot-on - everything's gotta fall back into place! :0) You look lovely!

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  4. Well, at least you didn't shart yourself! That must have been a loud fart!

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    1. Well, considering the place was silent, except for some loud chewing, yes, it was. :) Also, for the record, shart stories are only funny when they happen in movies!

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  5. Thanks for the advice on the selfies! Nice to get to know you a little.

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  6. You're always one to blaze your own trail :) Thanks for making this Meet the Bloggers hop fun and interesting!

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  7. Dang. I wish I thought of that for my pic. But I'm not sure the pain of having 4 dogs and a cat or two mobbing me would be worth it.Thanks for joining in the Blog Hop!

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    1. It was totally worth it, Dawn. Just remember, if you try it next time, to close your mouth and eyes, hold your breath and resist the urge to scream/laugh at the dogs invading your personal space. Because gasping will suck the tongue up your nose and into your eye socket. ;-)

      Thanks for stopping by!

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  8. Thanks for stopping by and leaving your calling cards, everyone! I read every one of *your* posts before I wrote this (lurker = me); that's why I decided to give myself a gravity face lift. :) I'm more comfortable blending into the dogs' shadows.

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  9. Oh my god, I laughed so hard I almost peed a warm yellow river in my pants. Thank you for the laugh, for being so honest, for coming up with your own amazing questions and lastly (but not leastly) for joining the blog hop!

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  10. I met you at BlogPaws. You don't smell like you live under a bridge. You didn't smell like you wet yourself, either. Glad you've gotten that behind you. ;)
    www.dogtreatweb.com

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  11. You're so funny. I bet your friends love hanging out with you. Nice to learn some more about you.

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  12. Holy crap. Only you would think to take your selfie from the floor with the dogs getting in the way. I adore you.

    Next year, maybe we should let you write the questions. I would love to see what sort of things we'd find out about everyone then!

    Thanks for half-joining. ;)

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