(Enlarged) Fine print:
- This is fake.
- No dogs or paparazzi were harmed during the making of this photo.
- Jon Farleigh has never eaten a raw green pea (though, he has eaten cooked green peas, but not a bunch all at once).
- He was not sick.
- No one threw up.
- Dewi did not jump out the window.
- I have no idea why Jon Farleigh was angry at the back of the seat.
- Maybe he was angry at me for not taking him to the CVS drive-thru to get a dog biscuit.
- I don't have a vegetable garden.
- I don't know how to grow my own food.
- Elvis clones could be made from alien poop; how am I to disprove this?
- I do not work for the Daily Mail (but I am not above reading it online, sometimes).
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