When I was in kindergarten, my class sang "Up on the Housetop" in the school Christmas program. I had to memorize the words and to...

* My family celebrates Christmas. If you don't, feel free to substitute any wintertime gifting occasion you like. From the time I was ...

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But first, a familiar rhyme (altered somewhat) to set up the scene, which took place around he corner from my house, on Christmas Eve:  H...