Yes, that's right. In honor of hump day (which is today, at least where I'm sitting), I have created an infographic of the workweek,...

First of all: That's the way I talk when I see somethin' that don't make a lick of sense. Except I don't enunciate "lic...

No, it doesn't exactly rhyme, but I've had it up to my thinning eyelashes with these "hump" words, okay! Harrumph! ahem....

Flump v. ( Merriam-Webster ): To move or fall suddenly and heavily < flumped down onto the floor> (Syn. plunk, plop) Like so... ...

Everybody, say hello to furry, purry and derpy Maddox ! ☺ Also: Yes, I skipped "rhymes with 'hump' day." Who know...

Mugwump (definition from Urban Dictionary , because it best suits  this absurd blog post my purposes. Also, I've taken the liberty of ...

So, I don't know what definition of jump you were expecting (have you ever seen a photo of either of my dogs catching air?), but here...

And by that, I DON'T mean, "I make you keel over with my encore dump." OMG, that would be SO rude! No, I mean, " It SNOW...

Oh, hi there, you! Yeah, you. No, not the person over your shoulder, you . Hey, mind if I ask you a couple questions before you check out...

ATTENTION BLOG PATRONS! I FOUR YEARS OLE!  no, wait... DAD IS GREAT! GIVE US THE CHOCOLATE CAKE! no, wait... MY WIFE WAS A BE...

Yes, it is. It just so happens that it's not used in the US. But the UK ? (Keep reading.☺) Gazump used in a sentence:   In Wale...

[Cue Jeopardy theme music.] Contestant : "I'll take ' Words that rhyme with hump ' for $600, Alex." ...

Please, allow me to explain today's "hump" day rhyme... There was a tennis ball under the base of the computer armoire...

...The corgis were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of PLUMP roasted turkeys danced in their heads... ...And I in my ...

It seems as though, earlier on Facebook today, I stumped a few people into thinking today's "hump" rhyme was lump, when, in ...

Note : There is more than one definition of stump .  This is one of them: I am stumped as to why Jon Farleigh is looking at me th...

Because "pump" would've been much worse. Note : Extra, behind-the-scenes, not-posted-on-Facebook photos included. ...

Honestly (I don't care what the rest of the Internet is doing), to have used a Halloween theme today would have been so tomorrow* . ;) ...