Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Dirty Lowdown Cardigans Gone Wild - Uncensored!

The following blog post has been rated NC-17 (no corgis over 17 admitted). Reader discretion is advised.

As reported by "Dwayne"
(identity changed to protect the doofus)

Cast
Wilson......................................................The Boss
Spencer.............................................The Enforcer
Jimmy.........................................Boss' Understudy
Nick............................................Brother Operative
Sally..............................................Sister Operative
Scout.........................................Worrisome Mama
Dewi........................................Agent Provocateur 
Jon Farleigh..............................................Wiseguy

Extras (not necessarily appearing) from: Lyberty Cardigans, Grangefield Cardigans and the adorable Banjo (the blue merle tween Cardigan)


The guests begin to arrive...

Spencer The Enforcer to JF: "I'm bigger than you and I can eat you for lunch."
JF: "I taste like spinach."

Wilson (L): "Whose idea was this anyway?"
Jimmy (C): "Dude, when are the ladies getting here?"
Spencer (R): "Does Dewi look like he's packing heat to you?"

Jon Farleigh: "I'll take a scotch on the rocks. Got any biscuits?"

[patting down Sally]  Dewi: "This job rocks!"
 
Nick to Sally: "I'm telling mom."

Dewi: "WTFudge?!"
Spencer: "Drop your weapon!"
Dewi: "That's not a weapon!"

Spencer: "I swear he was packing heat!"
Wilson: "I need a smoke (ed) knuckle."

[drunk on scotch and biscuits]  "Heh heh, I made pee pee."

Potty Break # 17

Jimmy: "Why don'tcha take a picture; it'll last longer."

Sally to Nick: "Mom always liked me best!"

Nick: "Well mom gave me the best teet!"

(mama) Scout: "I didn't raise them this way."

JF to Wilson: "Man, I'm sure he's packing heat."

Dewi: "WTFudge?!"
Spencer: "You got a license for that?!"

~~~~~ Five-second Nap Break ~~~~~



Nick: "I love you, Sally."
Sally: "You look funny."

Spencer to Wilson: "Did I do good? Huh?
Did I? Did I?"

Wilson to Spencer: "Dude, you're blocking my view of the TV!"

"There's no place like home." [click, click, click]


Until next time...

The Chronicles of Cardigan would like to expressly thank Shirley Hobbs of Grangefield Cardigans for her generous hospitality (and hopefully, her vast sense of humor).

The dogs in this post are real; however, the story is fictional. Any resemblance to your Cardigan Welsh Corgi or real-life events is purely coincidental.

11 comments:

  1. "I taste like spinach." Absolutely the quote of the week! Thanks for the laughs ... good thing I wasn't drunk on scotch and biscuits or I would've made pee pee!

    -Chandra at Daley's Dog Years

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  2. What a hoot! Great day for Cardis and their people.

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  3. I think that was as accurate of a tale as we could possibly have without going X-rated.

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  4. Cute photos. I especially love the nap break!

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  5. Thanks, everyone. It's fun to let the mind roll in the gutter every now and again. ;)

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  6. BOL! Really funny post! Looks like someone keeps grabbing that dog by the scruff.

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  7. Corgi overload! I love it. :)

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  8. OMG - what a hoot - It sure was a great day!

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