Apologies to Laura Numeroff, the award-winning author of the popular "If you give..." series children's books, including If You Give a Pig a Pancake.
If You Give a Nutty Pet Blogger Some Cheap Holiday-Themed Accessories from Target...
*And by give, I mean sell.
She'll become giddy with anticipation over how hilarious they'll look on her canine blog subjects, Jon Farleigh and Dewi!
Then after she's determined they'll do, she'll need to put them away (for a few days) inside the cabinet where she stores the extra rolls of paper towels (and any other previously purchased cheap holiday-themed accessories from Target).
Meanwhile (because everyone should look their best for a holiday shoot), she'll have to book the dogs for grooming sessions.
And the grooming sessions will remind her that she needs to have some high-value treats on hand for the upcoming photo shoot.
Which will remind her that she needs to go to Target to buy more paper towels (to clean up the drool from the high-value treats, obviously).
And when she gets to Target, the first thing she'll see when she gets through the door are the bins of cheap (Christmas) holiday-themed accessories!
And naturally, she'll want some!
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
(that's a sideways turkey head, BTW. ;)