Friday, June 14, 2013

Git Along, Lil' Dwarf Dogies - A Song Parody with Funny Pet Outtakes

Preface: If you haven't read last week's post about my farm animal and vet (as in doctor) dreams, I think you ought. Unless you don't give a corroded penny whether you have context for the ridiculousness that you are about to see. In which case, whatever. ;-)

So, who knows the folk song (made famous in the 1940s by Roy Rogers) "Git Along, Little Dogies"? OK, fine, how about the Chipmunks version? The Muppets? What about Barney? Whoopee-ti-yi-yo? Anyone??

Well, you know what? It doesn't matter whether you know it or not. Just listen already.


♪♫♪♫ As I was out walkin' one mornin' for pleasure
I spied some catpunchers a-ridin' along.

I'z a cat. And I punch dogies.

They ears was throwed back and they purrs was a-idlin'
And as they approached they was singin' this song:

I'z gone sing now, y'all.

Whoopee-ti-yi-yo! Git along, lil' dwarf dogies!


Git.

'Tis your misfortune and none of my own.


We haz a misfortune.

Whoopee-ti-yi-yo! Git along, lil' dwarf dogies!


Git.

Your legs never growed and you look like a gnome.

(repeat refrain, with gusto)

WHOOPEE-TI-YI-YO! Git along, lil' dwarf dogies!


I ain't no gnome.

'Tis your misfortune and none of my own.


I miss fortune.

WHOOPEE-TI-YI-YO! Git along, lil' dwarf dogies!


I need'a git me a snack.

Your legs never growed and you look like a gnome. ♪♫♪♫


Well, I'll be doggoned. Maybe I iz a gnome. 

The End

*****

Oh, and there's this:




His name is Bobby Flay O'Fish. My Our new foster kitten. :-)




I plucked him off a 6-lane highway last Saturday. Harrowing, I tell you. :-(
(P.S. If you follow(ed) me on Instagram and/or Twitter, you'd know these types of things already. Ahem.)




The little guy (approx. 7 wks. old) was feral, but we're taming him, and, as you can see, he's taking to human contact like a (Bobby Flay O') fish to water, so to speak. ;-)

Stay tuned.

And have a marvelous weekend!

Bonus video track:

Arlo Guthrie parodies "Git Along, Little Dogies" (in episode 408, from this exact week in June of 1979) on The Muppet Show!

8 comments:

  1. LOL gnome dogs. Looks like Bobby is settling in really well. Bravo to you. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. Golden Laughs. Happy Saturday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  3. Bwa ha ha. I miss fortune too, Dewi. :)

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  4. Pee Ess, LOVE the lil' dwarf dogies!!

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  5. Gnomes. Dwarf dogies. I should send you my lil' rabbit. The cats would have a FIELD DAY with it. This little rabbit freaks out my cat. Maybe you need him ... yes?
    www.dogtreatweb.com

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    1. No, Flea, I do not need no rabbit! :-)

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