Posing with some tomato...
Jon Farleigh: "If she gives it to you first, I'll eat yours and mine; so wipe that smile off your face, will ya?"
Dewi: "I'm not as hungry as JF; why don't you give him some first?"
Dewi: "Here I come, apple!! Noms away!!!"
JF (out of view): "If you get it first, I'll snarl and then no one will get it."
Dewi: "On second thought, I might have gas; I think I'll pass (it)."
Dewi (preemptively faking irrational anger toward bananas): "Put 'em up! I said put 'em up, you slippery, yellow-bellied fruit fly magnet!"
FYI: JF always gets fed first and that's just fine by Dewi. :)
Do your dogs have a feeding order?