Because I was kind of hoping to blend into the woodwork.
So, let me get this straight. I get to sleep on the bed with you?
Whadda you mean there's no room to play fetch at this place?
While many of you are still hugging your pillows tomorrow, Jon Farleigh, Dewi and I will be motoring two hours north to BlogPaws - a huge (literally and figuratively) pet blogger/social media conference.
It will be the first event (including dogs-in-the-room hotel stay) of its kind for all three of us. The dogs are not one bit concerned (or excited). I, on the other hand--being on the soft-spoken to socially-challenged side--am verging on all sorts of emotions. And it isn't helping that I just read that there will be 400-or-so humans in attendance and about 60 dogs. (That comes out to about one dog per 6.7 animal-crazed people.) So to answer my own question: there's no way in hades that I'm getting out of being seen with the two low-riders. Oh, well. At least I'll have something to talk about.
So I guess the point of this post (because you've all got to be wondering what the heck it is), is that I won't be posting tomorrow. Also, please remember me and the dogs in your thoughts. Thank you.
P.S. I should have lots of pictures and stories to share next week.
P.P.S. As of today, "Dwayne" has not obtained press clearance.