|And by hams, I mean hammy, warm fuzzy dwarf dogs (also known as corgis). And please, the Americana|
is only here by coincidence, not by statement. Unless you find it hospitable, in which case, I totally meant to include it.
I've been meaning to write this letter for months, actually. The thing is, dear Nunavummiut, you, - unlike Canadians in all 12 other provinces and territories (whether by accident* or not) - have eluded my catchy titles and strategic social-sharing maneuvers for the entire. existence. of this blog. And, it's about time that I extended a friendship offering.
|This makes me sad.|
The timing of this letter couldn't be more appropriate, honestly, since the only thing on the news for the last few days has been the "polar vortex," which, from its rightful axis in the sky (over you, weather-withstanding people of Nunavut), has come unhinged (so to speak) and will be spreading ungodly cold air southward, wreaking havoc among those of us who (almost) never see temperatures this extreme. (Note: We are scared poop-less, and tips would be appreciated.)
Yes, after this week, we will share an atmospheric (weather) bond that (before I installed the Flag Counter widget on my blog) I might never have known otherwise.
I'd also like you to know that I appreciate your kindred love of companion animals, namely dogs and cats, and knowing this, I hope you might find joy in observing the finer, furry things my two low riders have to offer - like good face...
|Hello, my name is Jon Farleigh. I like to kiss people on the lips.|
|Hello, my name is Dewi. I am a spooner in bed.|
Shoot, they can even hula dance...
...and, boy, do they love their rescue kittens.
So, you see, we are here (24/7, at the beck and call of your mouse, or your finger on a touch screen) to make your day a little brighter, more tolerable...and yes, warm and fuzzy (the opposite of cold and prickly). And, we'd sure love to meet you!
Elizabeth, Jon Farleigh, Dewi, and even all six of the kitties
* It is possible that the one visitor from the Northwest Territories was led astray by Google. However, since I'm an optimist, please forget I told you that. ;)
P.S. If you are in Nunavut reading this, I heart you. Please leave a comment!
P.P.S. If you are not in Nunavut reading this, I heart you, too. And I will heart you even more if you can
bribe get a Nunavummiuq to visit us! ☺
Stay warm, friends!
Stay warm, friends!