No, y'all, not a scorpion, centipede, fire ant, yellow jacket, black widow nor even a brown recluse. THIS!
Note: Although you might be tempted to provide a handout to the clever mantis (who is fully capable of catching his own food, by the way), you would be better off locking yourself (and all other members of your household) in a metal room (indefinitely). ☺
(The above photo -- that I took in my kitchen with my own camera, and later, "memed" -- originally appeared in a blog post published on August 21, 2012. It was just as tacky then as it is now.)
If you'd like me to consider a photo of your pet(s)/bug for a tacky cardigan, just post it to the Facebook page!