Our Motto: Comedy improv is lame; please, can we go home with you?
(Click the actors' names for bios, and please, be courteous and remain seated until the end credits are finished.)
And now...
Please welcome your host, veteran puppy star, the one and only...
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| Is this the right camera, Hank? Is the sound on? Is that a squirrel over there? Hank!!! Hey, come back!! Hank? |
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY, WE BRING YOU THE SHOW...ALREADY IN PROGRESS...
[Voice of Robin, off camera, loudly]
"Holy ears, BATMAN, is that cat over there in distress?!"
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| It sure looks that way, Robin! There's no time to lose! To the Bat Cave! |
[cue cheesy trumpet music]
Batman: "Yes, it looks like it might be a lodged CHICKEN BONE! Good thing I'm certified in CPR!"
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| Ack ack. Help. Chicken Bone (me) is lodged in this here cage. Ack. |
Batman: "I sense the urgency in your voice, young tabby, but I fear I am not the superhero to handle this job after all! But have no fear; I know just the one! This is a job for...
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| For the last time, I TOLD you I am not YO MOMMA! And furthermore, I do not play the cello! |
Chicken Bone: "Am I in The Twilight Zone?"
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| That's my name. Don't wear it out. |
The End
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Starring, in order of appearance:
of the Richmond Animal Care and Control Improv Troupe
The cast and crew thank you for your patronage, and ask that in lieu of candy or flowers,
PLEASE BUST US OUT!
Editor's note: This was fun; therefore, I'm making it a regular program. Frequency TBD.
