(They were asleep during the other 95 percent.)
Not because of a right leg or anatomical baby-feeding equipment, askew.
Not because of show hosts doing dog impressions.
|I so DO NOT sound like Billy Crystal when I talk like a person.|
Or dogs behaving scandalously.
I'm so happy our movie won, I'd like to dance with this leg!
But because they got these excellent views of the:
|Warm pajama-clad leg, attached to the hand that scratches the furry belly, attached to the dog lying upside down on the couch|
|Cat up to no good|
|Opening in the basement door (where cats who are up to no good frequently emerge)|
|Back porch (where shadows of dangerous things - like blowing leaves disguised as cats - are known to appear)|
|A view - from behind bars - of one's BFF bedded down for the night|
What is most disturbing about this view, though, is that it is not Dewi's.
(The things I do for you people. :)