(They were asleep during the other 95 percent.)
Not because of a right leg or anatomical baby-feeding equipment, askew.
Not because of show hosts doing dog impressions.
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| I so DO NOT sound like Billy Crystal when I talk like a person. |
Or dogs behaving scandalously.
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| Reuters I'm so happy our movie won, I'd like to dance with this leg! |
But because they got these excellent views of the:
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| Warm pajama-clad leg, attached to the hand that scratches the furry belly, attached to the dog lying upside down on the couch |
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| Cat up to no good |
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| Opening in the basement door (where cats who are up to no good frequently emerge) |
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| Back porch (where shadows of dangerous things - like blowing leaves disguised as cats - are known to appear) |
And not:
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| A view - from behind bars - of one's BFF bedded down for the night |
What is most disturbing about this view, though, is that it is not Dewi's.
(The things I do for you people. :)
Happy day-after-the-Oscars!
