My Dearest Jon Farleigh,
It is you
Who dutifully accompanies me to the loo
Like a sentry stationed there,
Just beyond my underwear.
But for your quiet presence,
I'd surely not escape the dark menace*
Who stalks me from the floor,
Staring through the bathroom door.
My trusted canine friend
Through thick and thin.
Coming another day soon: Privacy in Pictures
*According to a non-random, unscientific poll conducted by Jon Farleigh and Dewi