Good evening. Jon Farleigh and Dewi here with a special weather bulletin.
As you might know from other, less canine news sources, we (along with millions of other East Coast dogs) are sitting here like rubber ducks, waiting for the uninvited arrival of that haint called Sandy.
No, not this Sandy (our once foster kitten)...
And certainly not her kick-butt namesake (who lives under the sea with the square pants-wearing sponge)...
No, it is that giant, whirling hag in the sky, who (just like her heinous cousin Irene) is making all the humans scramble to buy all the bread, ice and batteries within a million miles, because she is threatening to do THIS:
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So, we would just like to remind you (so that you do not worry about our stubby-legged selves AND can take immediate precautions - as needed - for your own whatever-sized-legged selves) that we are prepared with our (previously published at Richmond Pet Lovers.com)...
Please also take note that in the event we have to use this guide (which means we will also be working part-time as human foot warmers), our regular bloggings will become (temporarily) less regular.
Please refer to your other (less canine) news sources for current inclement weather information.
*Our guide has only been tested one time, on us, and might not be entirely appropriate for your current electrical (or life) situation. Does not apply to cats.
|Hey, why is your jacket more water repellent than mine?|
|Because, brother. I'm Batman.|
Be safe, everyone!