Thursday, January 26, 2012

Richmond Adoptables Comedy Improv Theatre - The Pilot

Our Motto: Comedy improv is lame; please, can we go home with you?

(Click the actors' names for bios, and please, be courteous and remain seated until the end credits are finished.)

And now...

Please welcome your host, veteran puppy star, the one and only...


Is this the right camera, Hank? Is the sound on?
Is that a squirrel over there? Hank!!! Hey, come back!! Hank?


DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY, WE BRING YOU THE SHOW...ALREADY IN PROGRESS...


[Voice of Robin, off camera, loudly]

"Holy ears, BATMAN, is that cat over there in distress?!"

It sure looks that way, Robin! There's no time to lose!
To the Bat Cave!
[cue cheesy trumpet music]

Batman: "Yes, it looks like it might be a lodged CHICKEN BONE! Good thing I'm certified in CPR!"

Ack ack. Help. Chicken Bone (me) is lodged in this here cage. Ack.

Batman: "I sense the urgency in your voice, young tabby, but I fear I am not the superhero to handle this job after all! But have no fear; I know just the one! This is a job for...


For the last time, I TOLD you I am not YO MOMMA! And furthermore, I do not
play the cello!



That's my name. Don't wear it out.

The End

*****

Starring, in order of appearance:


of the Richmond Animal Care and Control Improv Troupe

The cast and crew thank you for your patronage, and ask that in lieu of candy or flowers, 

PLEASE BUST US OUT!

Editor's note: This was fun; therefore, I'm making it a regular program. Frequency TBD.

11 comments:

  1. oh my word, momma is cracking up
    Benny & Lily

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  2. Your lunacy continues to inspire!

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  3. This is the most adorale adoption post I think I have ever seen. I hope it becomes a very regular feature. I'm cracking up over here!

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  4. I think the next iteration of your calling might be w/ the ASPCA. You could do them a world of good. Or else you could be the Improv Rescue Pet Whisperer. Xo

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  5. I'd love to bust some of these guys out! Oh well.

    Also, I've put you on my award list for "Kreativ Blogger." Come check it out!

    http://helenpavlac.blogspot.com/2012/01/apparently-kreatively-blogging.html

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  6. Aww!! Hope you guys get busted out soon!!

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  7. what a GREAT idea, Ms E! i hope they bust out soon too x

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  8. Ham Skillet! My favorite!

    Loved this post, obviously. :)

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  9. love it :) I'd love to try doing that - but I could never be as amusing as you!

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  10. Thanks for your comments, everyone; this post was sheer joy to write and I hope it made its way in front of many local eyes. :)

    But the more important reason for this follow-up comment is so that I can bring you all the joyful news that HAM SKILLET and little Gesundheit! have been adopted!!!!!!! YAY! I hope by the next improv theatre that Batman and the kitties are gone too!

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