Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Bad Nursery Songs with Elizabeth: Old MacDonald Was Crazy (E-I-E-I-O)

For my "Old MacDonald's" husband and Marianne (whose comment inspires me). ;)

A song parody of Old MacDonald Had a Farm for your Wednesday enjoyment...

Ahem.

Old MacDonald wuh-uhz (was) crazy. E-I-E-I-O
To her "farm" (which already consisted of four humans, Buster, Albert and Charlie {cats-now gone} and Molly {dog-also gone}), she added a Tigger. E-I-E-I-O

'sup?

With a "We don't need 4 cats!" here, and a "But, she's so sweet and she lived here first!" there.

Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I-E-I-O
(Note: From here on out, the verses will be abridged.)

Meanwhile on the "farm"...

Welcome, tiny fifth human!


Bye, bye, Buster. >^-^<


Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
To her "farm" she added an Eva. E-I...

Mew. 

With a "That's the meanest cat I've ever met!" here, and a "But, she can't help that her life has sucked until now; she'll come around; just wait (a reeeally long time) and see!" there.


Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...

Meanwhile on the "farm"...

Bye, bye, Albert. >^-^<


Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
To her "farm" she added a Lulabelle. E-I...

Do you really intend to go out in public dressed like that?

With a "Does the vet think they can find her a home?" here, and a "They offered to try, but I think the kids are already attached to her." there.


Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...


Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
To her "farm" she added a puppy. E-I...

I need you to love me and squeeze me and call me Jon Farleigh.

With a "I kind of had my heart set on a blue one; can we just look at the blue puppy, too? here, and a "But, WE'RE IN LOVE already! [sigh] OK sure, let's go meet the little blue guy." there.


Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...

Meanwhile on the "farm"...

Bye, bye, Molly. /(^.^)\


Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
To her "farm" she added a second puppy. E-I...

Hi, let's be forever friends! I'm fond of the name Dewi, you?

With an "I love this puppy." here, and an "I love him, too; maybe they could be BFFs???" there...

...And then these types of scenes started happening, here:

[In the car at the vet's office]
Dewi [a little dopey] to Jon: "Hey, dude, how's my drivin?"
Jon to Dewi: "I think we're parked, man."
(10 points if you can guess what movie that's from!)

And Old MacDonald (who was, by this time, crazy and poor) surmised that writing a blog was far cheaper than talking to a professional, so she started The Chronicles of Cardigan, there.


Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.

Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...

Meanwhile on the "farm"...

Bye, bye, Charlie. >^-^<

(In the interest of brevity ;), I'll just skip the verse about the three foster kittens.)


Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
To her "farm" she added a foster cat named Maddox (and you know how that turned out). E-I...

I just met you, and you are this is crazy, but take me home
 and buy me a sock monkey collar, maybe?

(Oops, my bad! Wrong song parody.)

With a (beaten down and weary) "We don't need 4 cats." here, and a "So, I'll just foster him forever!" there.


Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.

Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...

(This verse added 3/6/2013)

Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
To her "farm" she added a Bertie. E-I...

Look deep into my eyes.

With a (dumbfounded) "We CANNOT have five cats. But, dang it, I like this one. [holds kitten and looks deeply into his eyes] Yep, this one's alright." [cue awkward silence] here, and a...

"OK, kids, which cat (besides Bertie and Maddox), oh, and Tigger - because she's too old - and Eva - because she would scratch someone's eyes out and die of a broken heart. Oh well, I guess that leaves only Lulabelle. Who wants to find Lulabelle a new home?"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" there.


Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.

Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy.  

aEEE-I-EEE-I-OOOOOuuuuu!

I told you those vowels could make a person crazy, didn't I?

You may now return to your (previously) good day!

10 comments:

  1. Oh my dog, those puppy pictures are too cute :) and you are TOOOO funny!! We're pretty crazy on this farm too . . .we went to Petsmart today and I was flirting with one of the kitties that looks just like my sweet boy Yogi (cat now gone) . . There's always room for one more, right??

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  2. Oh Elizabeth! This is a classic post! I'm crying laughing!

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  3. Mom is singing!!! Help...Its nutty here too
    Benny & Lily

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  4. I had to check this out simply because of the title - welcome to the funny farm!

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  5. Ditto welcome to the funny farm. Have a terrific Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. this was just the best thing today. boy have I missed you and your warped humor. You really do make me smile, a gift from God. I hope you read these, cause today, I'm leaving for my mom's memorial service and this was just the light hearted send off that I needed

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  7. So are you telling us that if more people took Thorazine we'd have fewer pets, and fewer pet bloggers?

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  8. LOL - crazy? Maybe just a little. Hilarious? Oh yes, yes indeed.

    Thanks for the laugh. Those puppy pictures are to die for.

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  9. Hehehehe. And, yes, the puppy pics... OMD, I sooooo want to pick them up and squeeze them and kiss their smoochy faces!

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  10. Lol! Good song and I think Jon F and Dewi have been watching a Cheech & Chong movie but I can't remember which one. so 5 points maybe?

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