A few weeks ago, in the kitchen just before dinnertime, Middle Child, who likes to help, suddenly and with heart-stopping alarm, blurted out, "Mommy, what happened to Dewi's head?!"
And in a fit to find out, I sliced through the webbing that connects my thumb to my index finger (just kidding!). Sorry.
What I meant to say was that I dropped everything (literally on the counter) and rushed over to assess the situation. And then burst out laughing. (No, not because I'm a psycho.)
It turns out that earlier in the day, when I had planted a big smooch on top of Dewi's head (as I often do), I left a big ole lipstick stain as evidence. :)
Muah! |
What you should take away from this is: Be sure and clean the bloody smooches off your pooch, lest you frighten an unsuspecting child.
:)
Now, have a bloody great weekend!
That was funny. We can imagine the moment of horror turning into laughter. Have a wonderful Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
LOL - Oops. Have a wonderful weekend, Elizabeth. And try not to terrify your children for a day or two. ;)
ReplyDeleteLuckily for Georgia, I only wear light lip stain. I'm very glad you didn't slice any webbing though you know, that would have made an awesome fart-beating post! Hope you're all well. Have a great weekend, Elizabeth :) Please give JF and Doo-wee a kiss for me X
ReplyDeleteOh Dewi, the ladies can't resist
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
That was interesting! Quite a kiss !
ReplyDeleteHa! I've done that and then forgotten I kissed Gimli only to wonder where that red mark came from!
ReplyDeleteHope you're having a great week!
Hahaha... love it!
ReplyDeleteJust too funny! At least you know the kiddo is paying attention, right? :)
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