With Captions: The Many Faces of 'Bumblebee' Jon Farleigh

Thanks to Taryn, Lavi, George the Lad, Builder Mama, Ashley, According to Gus, Amber-Mae and Pamela for all the wonderful, funny and creative caption submissions! (To read them all, go HERE.)  It has been a fun exercise for me to see how everyone interpreted Jon Farleigh's faces (since oftentimes my mind's hovering just south of the gutter). :)

And on that guttural note, I thought I'd torture you all with some captions of my own.
(By the way, captioning "bee dogs" is hard!)

#1
Jon Farleigh immediately regretted having gone
with the spicy burrito from Taco Bell.

#2
"Hey, there; wanna see my stinger?" 

#3
"Ackk ackkk ackk...I gotta stop smokin, man."

#4
 "...la la la la la la la la la la la La...
Figaro Figaro Figaro Figaro FIGARO!!..."

#5
"heh heh...Pull my finger."

#6
Jon Farleigh refused to look at the camera until
his person agreed to refer to him as
"The Harry Hornet."

#7
Jon Farleigh just realized he could have saved 15%
by switching to Geico.

#8
"Psst. I see cat krispies under that rose bush.
Let's eat 'em and then give her a kiss."

#9
"Guess what? I peed in your shoes. Oh, my bad, you don't speak dog." 

Bonus: Double Head-tilt

#10
"Say what? Did she just tell us to do the Macarena?"

Toodles!