The Post Most Likely to Get Me in Big Trouble with Dog-People (aka: My Most Controversial Post)

Blog Superlative #3 - Most likely to get me reported to the AKC or alienated by every serious dog-person who once followed my blog.

(Also known as my most controversial [or most likely to get me in big trouble] post.)

Okay, I admit it; I don't have any posts that "controversial." However, the post that - moments after pressing the publish button - I immediately regretted and pondered whether to delete - because I just knew I was going to tick off all my new Cardigan breeder friends and never get invited to another Cardi Party again - is this  

(the very first installment in the infamous "Dwayne" series):

Original publish date:  April 19, 2011

Dirty Lowdown Cardigans Gone Wild - Uncensored!

The following blog post has been rated NC-17 (no corgis over 17 admitted). Reader discretion is advised.

As reported by "Dwayne"

(identity changed to protect the doofus)

Cast

Wilson......................................................The Boss

Spencer.............................................The Enforcer

Jimmy.........................................Boss' Understudy

Nick............................................Brother Operative

Sally..............................................Sister Operative
Scout.........................................Worrisome Mama

Dewi........................................Agent Provocateur 

Jon Farleigh..............................................Wiseguy

Extras (not necessarily appearing) from: Lyberty Cardigans, Grangefield Cardigans and the adorable Banjo (the blue merle tween Cardigan)

Continued from Part One

The guests begin to arrive...

Spencer The Enforcer to JF: "I'm bigger than you and I can eat you for lunch."
JF: "I taste like spinach."

Wilson (L): "Whose idea was this anyway?"
Jimmy (C): "Dude, when are the ladies getting here?"
Spencer (R): "Does Dewi look like he's packing heat to you?"

Jon Farleigh: "I'll take a scotch on the rocks. Got any biscuits?"

[patting down Sally]  Dewi: "This job rocks!"

 

Nick to Sally: "I'm telling mom."

Dewi: "WTFudge?!"
Spencer: "Drop your weapon!"
Dewi: "That's not a weapon!"

Spencer: "I swear he was packing heat!"
Wilson: "I need a smoke (ed) knuckle."

[drunk on scotch and biscuits]  "Heh heh, I made pee pee."

Potty Break # 17

Jimmy: "Why don'tcha take a picture; it'll last longer."

Sally to Nick: "Mom always liked me best!"

Nick: "Well mom gave me the best teet!"

(mama) Scout: "I didn't raise them this way."

JF to Wilson: "Man, I'm sure he's packing heat."

Dewi: "WTFudge?!"
Spencer: "You got a license for that?!"

~~~~~ Five-second Nap Break ~~~~~

Nick: "I love you, Sally."
Sally: "You look funny."

Spencer to Wilson: "Did I do good? Huh?
Did I? Did I?"

Wilson to Spencer: "Dude, you're blocking my view of the TV!"

"There's no place like home." [click, click, click]

Until next time...

The Chronicles of Cardigan would like to expressly thank Shirley Hobbs of Grangefield Cardigans for her generous hospitality (and hopefully, her vast sense of humor).

The dogs in this post are real; however, the story is fictional. Any resemblance to your Cardigan Welsh Corgi or real-life events is purely coincidental.

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For the record, I'm glad I didn't press delete. :)

Oh, and by the way, remember my "most popular" post from yesterday? The one about Oscar Mayer and Dewi's CGC test? Yeah, well I'm still waiting to get a letter from the AKC, politely "revoking" Dewi's certification. On the other hand, maybe I shouldn't worry so much. :)

Superlative #4 coming up tomorrow!