Hello, Monday, Constipation Is Funny!

I could've posted about a number of things today, but alas, it would've all been wrong. 

You see, this morning as I was scanning through the 300-something unread titles in my blog reader, I saw this (from Jen at Cake Wrecks): 

The Many Faces of Constipation

Then, after I snickered, glanced at the "wreck" (which I can't post here, because it would be stealing, but it was two Angry, constipated-looking Birds made of icing) and marveled at what might be my favorite blog title in recent memory, I decided that if constipation is a good enough Monday topic for Cake Wrecks, it sure as heck is good enough for me. 

And it just so happens that I have the perfect image...of Jon Farleigh.

So Jen, I see your hilarious constipated Cake Wreck and raise you a dog (and why not make it a true wreck and add some words?):

What do you think? Greeting card material or dog wreck?

Disclaimer: Jon Farleigh is not really constipated in this photo. 

I am not sure about this bird, though.

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Happy Monday!