Yes, It's a Yawning Dog (vs a Whooping Party Animal) - Wherein I Debunk 5 Outrageous Photo Memes

Let me preface with my motivation for this post (something I tweeted during a BlogPaws "party"):

Ayeeeeee! Ack ack ack! (Not to be outdone by his party animal brother.) #Dewi'sGettinLoud #blogpawty pic.twitter.com/GA1uSsRVPn
— Elizabeth Keene (@ChroniclesCardi) February 16, 2014

Followed by a legitimate question from a reader, regarding the photo (and its context)...

Shhhhhh!!! Blowin' my schtick, gurl! (Of course it's a yawn. But he is loud.) @kgoak201
— Elizabeth Keene (@ChroniclesCardi) February 16, 2014

But--in my defense--he DOES look like he could be whooping it up at a party, doesn't he? ;)

Seriously, though, y'all know Jon Farleigh and Dewi are just "regular" dogs, right? I mean, for instance, this:

It's obvious that Jon Farleigh's not really constipated, but instead, having some sort of euphoric daydream*, isn't it?

Or, here:

Dewi can't be dreaming of roast turkey (I hardly ever make it), so he's got to be dreaming of bacon! Duh.

Or, this:

[In the vet's parking lot.]
Dewi to Jon: "Hey, dude, how's my drivin?"
Jon to Dewi: "I think we're parked, man."

You know they're not really channeling Cheech and Chong, don't you?!

And, what about this?:

It would be preposterous to think Dewi could be that excited about a pile of fresh kitty "brownies" in the mulch**. Besides, my cats don't even go outside!

And, here, this last one:

Jon Farleigh, upon seeing the human bring out the beer keg. 

What human in his right mind would bring out a kegger at a dog's birthday party?! No, no, no! It was BACON***! DUH!

So, there you go! No more pretending! My dogs are just plain old boring, okay? (And, if you believe that, I've got a no-bake, gluten-free "brownie" recipe I'll sell you for real cheap.☺)

* Euphoric = Bacon

** It wasn't brownies; someone probably brought a BLT outside.

*** Let's get real; all dog memes--when broken down--are probably about bacon. ahem.

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