Sorry, but there be some words here, too.
I finally caught on camera one of my critters with the "lazy tongue".
Anyone know why dogs/cats do this sometimes? I mean, I think I'd notice if
my tongue was sticking partly out. Wouldn't you? Of course, there
have been reported incidents of me flashing my half-moon to innocent bystanders at the dog mall (while bending down to pet other dogs - NOT because I'm a flasher). (Nevermind that the poor victims happened to be the nice older couple from church.)
I insist I didn't notice when it happened - not even the slightest breeze to tip me off. I tell you, you won't ever catch me exclaiming judgementally again, "You'd think the hussy would notice that half her *ss is hanging out the top of her pants! Sheesh, get some bigger underwear." Nope, not ever saying that about someone else again.
Furthermore, I think someone should invent a personal "shock" alarm that fits inside the waistband of one's pants, which, upon changes in light and/or temperature, would discreetly zap the wearer back into a proper solar (as opposed to lunar) position. Raise your hand if you agree. Oh, sheesh, humor me, people. I can totally see your vertical smiles. :)
Fine! Here are the stinkin' cat tongue pictures.
Happy Rump Hump Day! And remember, crack kills.
