Tacky Cardigan With Words on It: False Advertising on St. Patrick's Day

Don't you find it a wee bit perplexing (the false St. Patrick's Day advertising people put on their bodies, of all places)? 

For instance:

All I'm saying is, if you're in America, think twice before you kiss an Irish dog who's had a beer on St. Patrick's Day. They're really only after one thing. 

If you'd like me to consider your pet(s) photo for a tacky cardigan. just post it on the Facebook page!

BONUS! More photos!

Note: Be especially leery of redheaded dogs with hungry eyes.

They tend not to take no for an answer. 

Liquid liver*.

A Guinness.

Mo' liver?

Ginger cats named Bobby Flay O'Fish (in contrast to American dogs) are decidedly kissable on St. Patrick's Day.

Especially when sporting bow ties.

And cheap (unintelligible) holiday-themed accessories from Target. Or not. 

(Am I missing something with the socks, y'all? What is the point of socks that say "Irish {insert shamrock eyes and a red mustache} I Had A Beer" on them? And inside one's shoes, no less. I mean, that's just dumb, don't you think?)

On second thought, I think I might kiss him. ☺

* Liquid liver (or chicken, beef...)

Happy St. Patrick's Day!