When Dewi Met Georgia (A Red-Hot Corgi Love Story)

Once upon a time in 2011, I wrote the original...

The following blog post is rated NC-17 (No Corgis over 17 admitted), due to highly ridiculous content. Reader discretion advised.

As reported by "Dwayne"

(Note: Identity changed to protect the innocent.)

For back story, look here or here.

Cast

Sam.......................................The Patriarch (and Birthday Boy)

Georgia........................Hot Sister/Precocious Daughter of Sam
Bogey............................Georgia's Overprotective Half-Brother

Jon Farleigh (JF)..................Georgia's Nonchalant Full Brother

Dewi........................Jon Farleigh's Flirtatious, Hot Roommate 

Ginny..................................Endearing Eldest Daughter of Sam
Nick...........................................Adorable Sam Great-Grandson
Rufus............................................Nick's Sweet Old Housemate

It began as a sea of red (and one blue) at the watering hole...

Jon Farleigh to Rufus (with tail): "You seen any beer around here?"

JF to Georgia (under chair): "Hey, wanna meet my roommate, Dewi?"
G: "Is he cute? Does he have a job?"

G to Dewi: "Hey, I'm Georgia, but you can call me Princess. Wanna come under here with me in the shade?"
D: "Do you like bacon?"

D: "Your coat reminds me of sweet potato jerky and a stuffed Kong. Will you be my girl?"
G: "That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. Wanna play tag?"

G to D: "You got me; now I'm it! Hey, whatcha doing up there?!"

💘💋🐾🍬💄💍🎧🎵💫

**We now interrupt this blog post for "Cheesy Eighties Love Songs" as selected by "Dwayne."**

📻Dewi's Song: Don't Disturb this Groove (1987) - The System

🚑Georgia's Song: I Get Weak (1987) - Belinda Carlisle

**And now for the exciting conclusion of this blog post.**

💘💋🐾🍬💄💍🎧🎵💫

Bogey to JF: "Dude, Dad's ticked. You better do something about that blue boy or there's gonna be trouble."
JF: "I think we're gonna have to lock her in the wire tower, man."

Nick: "Check out the moves on Dewi..."

Sam to Ginny: "I smell trouble in a merle coat. Have you seen Georgia?"
G: "Bogey's on top of it, Dad."

G to B: "Is that coconut cake up there?"
B: "Yeah, and bread, too."

 G to D: "Would you be a dear and fetch me a snack?"

G (again): "Hey?! Are you listening? I'd really like a snack, please!"
D (silently, to himself): Man, those are some loud mosquitoes. Mmmm, caaaake.

JF: "Good day, eh?"
D: "Yeah. You gonna eat all that?"

~The End~

The dogs in this post are real; however, the story is fictional. Any resemblance to your Cardigan Welsh Corgi or real-life events is purely coincidental.

*****

Do your pets like parties? Do you like bacon? 😉

Classic Cardigan: When Dewi Made Like Charlie Brown and Crushed on the Little Redheaded Girl (Tabloid Edition)

I'm not too tired to post something original today. It's just that the original I wrote today has to wait until another day (soon). But that's okay, because this humdinger gem of a story is due to come out of hibernation. Especially since the "season of love" is just around the corner. ;-)

Originally published on June 10, 2011, please enjoy the classic (with cheesy, 80s musical interlude)...

When Dewi Met Georgia (A Red Hot Cardigan Love Story)

Quote for the day: If your camera hands you trash for pictures, call "Dwayne."

The following blog post is rated NC-17 (No Corgis over 17 admitted), due to highly ridiculous content. Reader discretion advised.

As reported by "Dwayne"

(Identity changed to protect the doofus.)

For back story, look here or here.

Cast

Sam.......................................The Patriarch (and Birthday Boy)

Georgia........................Hot Sister/Precocious Daughter of Sam
Bogey............................Georgia's Overprotective Half-Brother

Jon Farleigh (JF)..................Georgia's Nonchalant Full Brother

Dewi........................Jon Farleigh's Flirtatious, Hot Roommate 

Ginny..................................Endearing Eldest Daughter of Sam
Nick...........................................Adorable Sam Great-Grandson
Rufus............................................Nick's Sweet Old Housemate
At the party, but not on camera...
Moira..................................Super Athletic Sam Granddaughter
Bee..................................Georgia's and JF's Bashful Full Sister


It began as a sea of red (and one blue) at the watering hole...

Jon Farleigh to Rufus (with tail): "You seen any beer around here?"

JF to Georgia (under chair): "Hey, wanna meet my roommate, Dewi?"
Georgia: "Is he cute? Does he have a job?"

Georgia to Dewi: "Hey, I'm Georgia, but you can call me Princess. Wanna come under here with me in the shade?"
Dewi: "Do you like bacon?"

Dewi to Georgia: "Your coat reminds me of sweet potato jerky and a stuffed Kong. Will you be my girl?"
Georgia: "That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. Wanna play tag?"

Georgia to Dewi: "You got me; now I'm 'it!'
Hey! Whatcha doing up there?!"

*We interrupt this blog post for "Cheesy Eighties Love Songs" as selected by "Dwayne."*

(Hint: Right click link and open in a new window to play in background.)

Dewi's Song: Don't Disturb this Groove (1987) - The System

Georgia's Song: I Get Weak (1987) - Belinda Carlisle

*And now for the exciting conclusion of this blog post.*

Bogey to JF: "Dude, Dad's ticked. You better do something about that blue boy or there's gonna be trouble.
JF: "I think we're gonna have to lock her in the wire tower, man."

Nick: Check out the moves on Dewi...

Sam to Ginny: "I smell trouble in a merle coat. Have you seen Georgia?"
Ginny: "Bogey's on top of it, Dad."

Georgia to Bogey: "Is that coconut cake up there?"
Bogey: "Yeah, and bread, too."

 Georgia to Dewi: "Would you be a dear and fetch me a snack?"

Georgia to Dewi (again): "Hey?! Are you listening? I'd really like a snack, please!"
Dewi to himself: Man, those are some loud mosquitoes. Mmmm, caaaake.

JF to Dewi: "Good day, eh?"
Dewi: "Yeah. You gonna eat all that?"

~The End~

The dogs in this post are real; however, the story is fictional. Any resemblance to your Cardigan Welsh Corgi or real-life events is purely coincidental.

*****
In memory of Sam, a very good red dog, and Rufus.

Jon Farleigh and Nick Get Their Fringe Trimmed, with Benefits

By benefits I mean getting felt up by two women while enjoying an unobstructed view of hundreds of canine supermodels at the dog show.

This is big Nick, Jon Farleigh's nephew, and a fellow fluff. He came
with his mom, Liz, and human boy, "Monkey Man."
Isn't he a DOLL?

Ladies, could you please form a line to the right? 

Now, get-a-load of this face.

I do get a weensy bit nervous when they start messing around back there. 

But, I'm willing to let it slide. 

Nick and Jon Farleigh got their ears, ruffs, feet, pants, tails and foreleg fringe cleaned up and they look marvelous!

Thanks, Dina, for lending your time, know-how and plethora of dog grooming equipment! 

See everyone tomorrow!

Of Big Brothers, 'Female Dogs' and Unrequited Love (It was a GREAT day!)

The following blog post has been rated NC-17 (no corgis over 17 allowed) due to one completely innocent scene in which technically correct language is used. Reader discretion advised.

Note: Regrettably, "Dwayne," special tabloid correspondent, could not be reached for comment. Rumor has it he's (sulking) taken holiday on a remote ranch in the Chihuahuan Desert.

*****

So last Saturday after the dog show, there was a Cardi party (proving that, yes, where there are Cardis, a party cannot be far behind).

There were typical introductions and exchanges of pleasantries...

...and pretty quickly, old relationships revisited...

Dewi to Georgia: "Hey; how's it going?"

Georgia to Dewi: "I think it's better that we're just friends."

...only to be followed by awkward silences.

And there were "big" (in the physical sense - they're littermates) brothers protecting "little" (in stature only - this girl is large on personality) sisters...

...from Dewi...

...and Rush

...whether she needed protecting or not.

And she ate it up.

Georgia loves her brother, Jon Farleigh. <3

And new friendships blossomed...

Dewi and Alley

(bliss)

...while some did not. 

Rush (who, attempting to be a gentleman, opted not to use slang terms) to Georgia: "You are a beautiful bitch; wanna play?"

Georgia (who sadly misunderstood Rush's intentions): "Who you calling a bitch, dog-breath; it's Princess, and NO, I do not want to play!"
(Please, oh please, click to enlarge this photo!)

(No worries though, Rush quickly brushed it off.)

Rush to his daughter, Alley: "This is one cool party, huh?"

All-in-all, it was one fantastic day!

Young hunk alert!

Nick, International Man of Mystery 

Flirt too...

Young babe alert!

Alley...

and...

Sally

And moving to the porch...

Spencer and Bogey (JF's and Georgia's half-brother) (So sorry, Bogey, all I got out of all these shots was your rear end. Will make it up sometime, dude.)

Spencer :)

The lovely, Scout (Nick's and Sally's mama)

Spencer and Scout

And back outside...

Georgia, aka: Princess Pretty Pants

So...

...much...

...FUN!

Until next time...

Have a fantastically fun weekend!


The Chronicles of Cardigan would like to thank Anne Taylor of Fine Creek Cardigan Welsh Corgis for a delightful afternoon.