Once upon a time, in a land not far enough away...
There lived a fair princess, more delicate than a petunia petal.
Behold; I am delicate. |
But there were members of the royal staff who were skeptical of the princess' royal heritage, and plotted to put her to the test.
Lord of the Bedchamber: That's no lady. Deputy Clerk of the Closet: Yeah, she's about as royal as Burger King. |
And that night, secretly, before the princess finished brushing her teeth with a fish flavored kitty Greenie, the two dubious staffers conned a commoner into sticking a piece of kibble under the princess' mattress (a huge pile of towels).
Not a rodent turd. |
If the princess was truly royalty, her delicate skin would detect the bump under her towel-mattress and she would not be able to sleep.
What are dogs doing in my bedchamber? |
Who are you calling a dog, cat face? You'll address me as Lord. And he's the Deputy. |
But the Deputy had become fixed on something...
It's calling my name. |
It's coming from in here! |
Found it! |
Mmmm, tasted like chicken! |
Unfortunately for the staff, the princess later got wind of their hair-brained scheme and had them demoted to Court jesters.
Tequila! |
The End
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Brilliant!!!
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i like that XD
Not a rodent turd, huh? With bugs running willy-nilly in your house, are you sure it isn't one? Just sayin'.... ;-)
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
Taryn, NOT a rodent turd!
DeleteLoved this post. Mom Julie had forgotten about the Sesame Street play on the fairy tale until you mentioned it. Great story adapted for the furries!
ReplyDeleteHappy Saturday!
Tom
xoxo
Tom, those Sesame Street stories are OLD! I was a Sesame Street addict as a kid. It was all that was on TV!
DeleteTa ta beautiful!
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
she looks like a princess to me!!!
ReplyDeleteROFL! That was too funny, loved it!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I had everyone in the family read this one for a howl!
ReplyDeleteThat's fantastic! Too bad the temptation of the kibble was too much for Jon Boy ... now we'll never know if that kitty is really royal.
ReplyDeleteAmy, all my cats believe they're royalty. :)
Delete"had them demoted to Court jesters." Bwahaha! They do make the perfect jesters. :)
ReplyDeleteLeslie, they are perfect jesters. :)
DeleteBahahahahaaaa! LOVED this, shared it on The Daily Corgi's facebook page. TCOC just keeps getting funnier.
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Thanks, Laurie. I had a feeling you might appreciate this one. :)
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