For my "Old MacDonald's" husband and Marianne (whose comment inspires me). ;)
Ahem.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz (was) crazy. E-I-E-I-O
To her "farm" (which already consisted of four humans, Buster, Albert and Charlie {cats-now gone} and Molly {dog-also gone}), she added a Tigger. E-I-E-I-O
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'sup? |
With a "We don't need 4 cats!" here, and a "But, she's so sweet and she lived here first!" there.
Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I-E-I-O
(Note: From here on out, the verses will be abridged.)
Meanwhile on the "farm"...
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Welcome, tiny fifth human! |
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Bye, bye, Buster. >^-^< |
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
To her "farm" she added an Eva. E-I...
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Mew. |
With a "That's the meanest cat I've ever met!" here, and a "But, she can't help that her life has sucked until now; she'll come around; just wait (a reeeally long time) and see!" there.
Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
Meanwhile on the "farm"...
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Bye, bye, Albert. >^-^< |
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
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Do you really intend to go out in public dressed like that? |
With a "Does the vet think they can find her a home?" here, and a "They offered to try, but I think the kids are already attached to her." there.
Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
To her "farm" she added a puppy. E-I...
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I need you to love me and squeeze me and call me Jon Farleigh. |
With a "I kind of had my heart set on a blue one; can we just look at the blue puppy, too? here, and a "But, WE'RE IN LOVE already! [sigh] OK sure, let's go meet the little blue guy." there.
Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
Meanwhile on the "farm"...
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Bye, bye, Molly. /(^.^)\ |
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
To her "farm" she added a second puppy. E-I...
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Hi, let's be forever friends! I'm fond of the name Dewi, you? |
With an "I love this puppy." here, and an "I love him, too; maybe they could be BFFs???" there...
...And then these types of scenes started happening, here:
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[In the car at the vet's office]
Dewi [a little dopey] to Jon: "Hey, dude, how's my drivin?"
Jon to Dewi: "I think we're parked, man." (10 points if you can guess what movie that's from!) |
And Old MacDonald (who was, by this time, crazy and poor) surmised that writing a blog was far cheaper than talking to a professional, so she started The Chronicles of Cardigan, there.
Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
Meanwhile on the "farm"...
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Bye, bye, Charlie. >^-^< |
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
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I just met you, and you are this is crazy, but take me home
and buy me a sock monkey collar, maybe? |
With a (beaten down and weary) "We don't need 4 cats." here, and a "So, I'll just foster him forever!" there.
Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
(This verse added 3/6/2013)
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy. E-I...
To her "farm" she added a Bertie. E-I...
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Look deep into my eyes. |
With a (dumbfounded) "We CANNOT have five cats. But, dang it, I like this one. [holds kitten and looks deeply into his eyes] Yep, this one's alright." [cue awkward silence] here, and a...
"OK, kids, which cat (besides Bertie and Maddox), oh, and Tigger - because she's too old - and Eva - because she would scratch someone's eyes out and die of a broken heart. Oh well, I guess that leaves only Lulabelle. Who wants to find Lulabelle a new home?"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" there.
Here a...there a...everywhere a...blah blah.
Old MacDonald wuh-uhz crazy.
aEEE-I-EEE-I-OOOOOuuuuu!
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I told you those vowels could make a person crazy, didn't I? |
You may now return to your (previously) good day!